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eprissel

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

OMG what did I do?

edit: WTF...a guy cant get drunk at put a rubber dick in his zipper without hearing about it and having pics posted on the internets???????

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eprissel

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

The morning after breakfast conversation...for those of you that were there, I expect at least a chuckle.

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12xCHAMP&COUNTING

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

I was going to use Tommy's crackberry to do that last night, but for some reason he wouldn't give it to me.

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eprissel

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

I was going to use Tommy's crackberry to do that last night, but for some reason he wouldn't give it to me.

HAHA!

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

Blood on yer hands beats blood on yer head...though what a way that would've been to go, eh? Walk away from a pine tree party the week before only to cack when skull meets porcelain?  "Oh, Champsy! What have ye doon?"

+1 on the dismount. Though, stretching beforehand would have made the entire performance flawless, I think. And since I took today off, and you're at work, I'm going out into the garage now with all your flip-flops and will glue bits of Tom's tire pile on the bottoms. Evidently, backing it in while in the bathroom requires a different kind of gription. I also took the liberty of writing Alpinestars about the possibility of manufacturing race flip-flops.

...would you say it was a high-side? I'm trying to learn by doing, after all...

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

The morning after breakfast conversation...for those of you that were there, I expect at least a chuckle.

Well done. Chuckle emitted.

edit: WTF...a guy cant get drunk at put a rubber dick in his zipper without hearing about it and having pics posted on the internets???????

I believe thanks are in order, actually, because despite the fact that you are, indeed, sporting an excessive rubber schlong, it is not real. I have spared all of you from the...wait let me count...at least four photos of assorted ball sacks. By...yes...only two guys.

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eprissel

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

Its just too bad there weren't any pics of me slabbing you across the face with it and you laughing uncontrollably, don't deny it, you know it happened.

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12xCHAMP&COUNTING

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

Here's a good pic of the carnage after I cut off the dangling flesh and scoured it out.

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AChavez929

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

I just read this and I've got an extra leather jacket.  It's the first riding jacket I ever bought.  I still wear it every day to work and, believe it or not, has never been down.  Not sure on the size, but it fits me well, so probably size HUGE or something close to it.

Oh, and the no gear rule is absolute.  I don't need to see ground hamburger when all I should have seen was tenderized beef.

I see the quote above "No gear rule is absolute. I don't need to see ground hamburger" You should make a rule about wearing gear when dismounting the "spider-pig" in a bathroom!!! You hand looked like hamburger...you should have worn your gear! Thanks again for the fun memories...I'm sure I will see you again before the end of the season..

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

I also took the liberty of writing Alpinestars about the possibility of manufacturing race flip-flops.

Screw Alpinestars. Champ, here's your hook-up.

http://www.southmoonunder.com/bvc/reef- … 3BLCK.html

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

I also took the liberty of writing Alpinestars about the possibility of manufacturing race flip-flops.

Screw Alpinestars. Champ, here's your hook-up.

http://www.southmoonunder.com/bvc/reef- … 3BLCK.html

Can we get the club logo printed on those?

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eprissel

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Re: Laguna Seca--*****PRIZES UPDATE*****

I have to ones with a bottle opener in each one, they are very handy...

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