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12xCHAMP&COUNTING

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Attention Homophobes!!

My guess is, with a subject line like that and a user list like this, this will be the most visited topic on this site. 

Seriously though.  Check out this video.  Smack my ass and call me backpack if that doesn't look fun!

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Last edited by 12xCHAMP&COUNTING (2007-11-13 6:24 PM)

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Turd Furgesson

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

Too much clothing.

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Hind Tit

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  I got this far in the video timeline --------

a.d.h.d.  Somebody give me the cliff notes.

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Kramer

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

i had better wear a depends if i got to do that, i'd pee a little every time he lifted the front coming out of a corner.

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practicecrasher

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  I got this far in the video timeline --------

a.d.h.d.  Somebody give me the cliff notes.

Fast forward it, butthole. 

I'd pee a little.  "go man, just go"

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practicecrasher

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

I'm trying to find out how much it's going to cost to get a ride like that.

I could see most people wanting to do that, but why would you want to if you  race?  Seems more like torture to me.

Last edited by practicecrasher (2007-11-14 9:53 AM)

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Hind Tit

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  I got this far in the video timeline --------

a.d.h.d.  Somebody give me the cliff notes.

Fast forward it, butthole. 

I'd pee a little.  "go man, just go"

OMG, did you just call me a butthole?  In a public forum?

You are SO getting a purple nurple, you steamy bag of poo.

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practicecrasher

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  I got this far in the video timeline --------

a.d.h.d.  Somebody give me the cliff notes.

Fast forward it, butthole. 

I'd pee a little.  "go man, just go"

OMG, did you just call me a butthole?  In a public forum?

You are SO getting a purple nurple, you steamy bag of poo.

If it wasn't my house....i'd give u the upper decker!

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Hind Tit

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

Well, it's not my house....guess what yer gettin' for Christmas...

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Hind Tit

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

Question from the noob:  How come there's no knees out?

1) Because they're two up?
2) Because they're not going fast enough?
3) Because you really don't have to have your knees out, as it is similar to when a hockey player gets slammed into the boards by an opponent and makes an extra big show of it in order to get the attention of the ref and possibly force a penalty...meaning, it's just over-compensating?  For show?
4) I need not worry my slow-as-molasses, noobie little head because I will never likely need to put a knee out, unless it's for landing?
5) Pilot can't put knees out because Co-pilot's knees are in Pilot's thighs?
6) Because the moon is in the 7th house?

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practicecrasher

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

Question from the noob:  How come there's no knees out?

1) Because they're two up?
2) Because they're not going fast enough?
3) Because you really don't have to have your knees out, as it is similar to when a hockey player gets slammed into the boards by an opponent and makes an extra big show of it in order to get the attention of the ref and possibly force a penalty...meaning, it's just over-compensating?  For show?
4) I need not worry my slow-as-molasses, noobie little head because I will never likely need to put a knee out, unless it's for landing?
5) Pilot can't put knees out because Co-pilot's knees are in Pilot's thighs?
6) Because the moon is in the 7th house?

I'm gonna go with #5 with a side of: handling becomes slightly unpredictable with twice the weight moving about (half of which is REALLY unpredictable).  I also, believe as long as I'm alive...I WILL actually see #4 actually happen.  Then I will send the pic I take of your knee down....to.......MOM!

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Hind Tit

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Re: Attention Homophobes!!

Question from the noob:  How come there's no knees out?

1) Because they're two up?
2) Because they're not going fast enough?
3) Because you really don't have to have your knees out, as it is similar to when a hockey player gets slammed into the boards by an opponent and makes an extra big show of it in order to get the attention of the ref and possibly force a penalty...meaning, it's just over-compensating?  For show?
4) I need not worry my slow-as-molasses, noobie little head because I will never likely need to put a knee out, unless it's for landing?
5) Pilot can't put knees out because Co-pilot's knees are in Pilot's thighs?
6) Because the moon is in the 7th house?

I'm gonna go with #5 with a side of: handling becomes slightly unpredictable with twice the weight moving about (half of which is REALLY unpredictable).  I also, believe as long as I'm alive...I WILL actually see #4 actually happen.  Then I will send the pic I take of your knee down....to.......MOM!

As long as it's not a picture of me...landing.  Then I'll be out of the will, which I think is down to McDonald's gift certificates.  Who doesn't like a filet o' fish now and then?

Last edited by MxMech (2007-11-15 3:48 PM)

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